What's in a name?

At almost every church or ministry I've been at, I've earned myself a nickname.

• Multicultural Bible Ministry ("MBM") (1997-2003): "Special K" - coz I kept 'em looking good on the inside...
• Christians in the Media ("CIM") (2004-05): "K-man" - for no good reason whatsoever...
• Moore College ("Moore College") (2004-07): "Kamaz" - just to annoy Tim McIver;
• Subcontinental Bible Ministry ("SBM") (2006-08): "K-Bomb" - when I exploded onto the scene in a new outfit at the '07 weekend away;
• Merrylands East Presbyterian Church ("MEPC") (2009): "Big K" - courtesy of the mission team from Curtin Uni in Perth. Is it a comment on my girth...?

And this year? Let's wait & see...